2 definitions by Bob flaggit

Chinese titty twister

The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)

Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.

by Bob flaggit December 8, 2016

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 8, 2016