Top Red 

Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).

Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.

Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"

Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"

Top Red by LiVARpool July 8, 2020

Big Red 

1. A fine looking red head a little on the thick side with a round juicy ass, also describing a thick light skinned black girl.

2. A horrible type of chewing gum.

3. A huge native american penis.

1. Nice ass!! big red!.

2. Damn! that big red tastes horrible!!!

3. Hung Native American: Hey little pilgrim bitch let me introduce you to big red.

Pilgrim girl: Ahhhh!!!No!!!It's too big!!!

Big Red by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

Taking the Red Pill 

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.

"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."

Taking the Red Pill by TheAdamSandler June 12, 2017

little red airplanes 

Ecstasy in the form of small red pills.

Yeah, I've got some little red airplanes in my bag of endo.

little red airplanes by riley y September 8, 2008

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

The Red Mile 

A place in calgary where all the flames fans go to get drunk and take off their clothes for the hockey game in playoffs. No rules or laws matter when the red mile is in action, so you can be as offensive as you want!

Levi;"lets go to the red mile to pick up some skank, be rude and drunkly obscene"
David;"I'm gay"

The Red Mile by organdonar May 13, 2006

Dead red 

A stop light that is red for more than three seconds

Guy one: Damn the jackass just ran a dead red
Guy two: He could have t-boned the fuck out of someone

Dead red by Iamreal45 April 20, 2009