Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

mr olympia

A monster of a man can only be a Mr.Olypmia such as Ryan Carey

Ryan Carey is the new Mr Olympia

by Mr Olympia 2035 May 5, 2018

Mr. Krabs

A god among the ordinary fish of Bikini Bottom.

"All hail the mighty Mr. Krabs!" They all shouted, praising the real god of the world.

by Hydrated Hoe April 28, 2021

Mrs. Berkley's Assumption

The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.

Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.

by GenesysWave July 22, 2025

mr head

A head that sukk a dick

She is a mr head

by Detrotarea77 September 5, 2019

mr pickett

gay. has very large penis cuz i saw when he was hard during class. i love him i can treat him better than his bf

guy 1: mr pickett is so sexy .
guy 2: i know right bro so hot.

by zachlovesmen April 23, 2022

Mr. Portiticus

When your teacher mispronounces everyone's name, so you gotta hit him with the reverse card.

Ayo that's my teacher Mr. PORTITICUS

by Ight, give me back my name March 30, 2020