Cheese

c'mon, you know what cheese is.

Guy 1: Aw man, This cheese is Awesome!

by badictionarydude January 20, 2022

Louisiana Cheese-Stick

The act of peeling the smegma off of a penis with intent to eat it.

"yoooooo anyone up for a quick Louisiana cheese-stick?"

by cheese-stick-lord February 13, 2025

cheese patty

A cheese patty is cheese and potatoes are mixed together and deep fried

I am going to the chip shop do you want a cheese patty

by London 2017 September 22, 2017

cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Royale with cheese

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.

My girl was not happy after I gave her a Royale with cheese man.

by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Cheese

To be fake about something. Acting like you’re tough shit when you’re not

That nigga finna cheese with him on Jah fr fr no cap

by OofMoment420 August 5, 2019