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Monterey jack 

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.
how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.

Monterey jack by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008

sourdough jack 

a coach who feels his team of wealth is "a classy group". rock fish lead him to 2 championships. team filled with slobs such as twin manster, tampas ugly friend, nogger lip sooter, casual jmmy, grundel's cousin, fat jospeh, and bitch taylor
hi i dont tie my cap, want to come to my goalie camp
sourdough jack by henchmen November 9, 2003

dear jack 

a person who sells goods at a high price.
I don't want to shop with him. He is such a dear jack.
dear jack by uttam maharjan October 10, 2010

One Eyed Jack 

While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.
James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?

Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.

James: Nice dude.
One Eyed Jack by Paikun November 6, 2017

flap jack 

one who flapjacks, relating to mooning flapjacking flapjack
he is such a flap jack, always flapjacking people.

cracker jack

hey, lets go out to da rez yo and score us some cracker jack bud
cracker jack by Teliot May 4, 2003