Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022

Brown Jeffree

What we call 'em back home

Be careful of the microwave, I think I left a Brown Jeffree heatin' up in there

by rauru May 28, 2022

Henry brown

Someone who takes it up the bum

*does something camp*
“You’re such a henry brown”

by Living bunny August 10, 2021

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Wet Brown

When you use a loogie as lube during anal sex.

Shortie screams like a banshee when I give her the wet brown.

by Uncle Brown 242 March 9, 2025

kill a brown dog

Foul smelling stench

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

by anonymous May 14, 2021