Worden

A last name, generally for a family of winners.

W is for winner, and it's also for Worden, so Wordens are winners.

Worden by elblondo September 22, 2011

teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.

Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."

teacher's wordplay by Atomik Spongface August 14, 2008

wordhole 

The hole in which words originate

Say bitch, shut your wordhole

wordhole by King of the World November 3, 2003

wordless 

What most young people's language is. They can't express their feelings in words because they are basically wordless. They only know only a few key words, and specialized grunts such as hamburger, fries, gimme, more, ketchup, dvd, Bud Light, Doritos, Big Mac, awesome, totally, etc. In the near future grunts and lung sounds will replace most all words.

Vrin: How was your date with Sally Sue?
Jadu: She only motioned with her hands and mouth and made grunting noises when we passed McDonalds. She appeared hungry but could only say hamburger over and over. I stopped and fed her 4 quarter pounders, large fries, and a Diet Coke. She was wordless, but appeared content.
Vrin: Did you take her home after that?
Jadu: Yeah. She said I was totally awesome and so was McDonald's Happy Meal. I knew then she was a wordless human bean. (Spelling of bean is correct.)

wordless by jethrojones February 11, 2009

wordsworth 

A person who is very formal in every aspect of their life. They articulate their words to make it known to everyone that they know what they are talking about. They look immaculate in the way they dress and do their hair. This person always gets straight A's without breaking a sweat! Every girl in the neighbourhood will be after him.

He Always Looks Handsome... Such A Wordsworth!

wordsworth by WilliamM0503 March 16, 2017

curse words

words that rappers use to add syllables to lines because they don't have a good enough vocabulary to do it without a thesaurus

...Yo dawg, we be rollin down to the liquor sto
Let's pop that muthafuckin pussy, bitch ass ho...

TOM: "This song has too many curse words, it seems that the rapper can't rhyme using real words."
BOB: "I conquer my good man."

curse words by BOB THE COB June 10, 2007

wordage 

A word to describe someone's use of words.

"Hey you have really good wordage."
"I've got good wordage!"
"Your wordage is so lame!"

wordage by Daniel Hough April 12, 2004