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Cunt

The word originated from the name Lucas.
Lucas the 3rd was the lord of Winterfell. He became king right afther the death of his father, Lucas the 2rd, whom died by getting raped by one his slaves. The slave's names was Lucas Cunttingson. Cunttingson was famous for raping people, and those who got raped by him and survived, were called Cunts. They were called Cunts by the people who weren't raped by Cunttingson. One day Cunttingson saw the lord Lucas the 3rd walking over to a horse, the lord was molesting the horse. And Cunttingson, even though he was bad, he couldnt stand that an animal was getting raped. So he raped the shit out of lord Lucas, the lord was called Lucas the Cunt. The End.
Lucas the 3rd was the lord of Winterfell. He became king right afther the death of his father, Lucas the 2nd, whom died by getting raped by one his slaves. The slave's names was Lucas Cunttingson. Cunttingson was famous for raping people, and those who got raped by him and survived, were called Cunts. They were called Cunts by the people who weren't raped by Cunttingson. One day Cunttingson saw the lord Lucas the 3rd walking over to a horse, the lord was molesting the horse. And Cunttingson, even though he was bad, he couldnt stand that an animal was getting raped. So he raped the shit out of lord Lucas, the lord was called Lucas the Cunt. The End.
by TheGodWhoKnowsEverything September 1, 2017
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Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022
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Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.
The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend
by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024
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icecream cone cunt

by Bucket of rocks May 30, 2023
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dogg cunt

Oi you beein a dogg cunt

FUCK YOU dogg cunt
by WASKI_SLAB September 5, 2017
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Cunt

A cunt might be known as someone called Lilly Middleton if u ever come across this girl in your life span turn the opposite direction and run for dear life
lily your a massive cunt or macca might say daddy’s little girl
by Mason harper November 10, 2022
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