Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018

Bluetoothin' 

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.

Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.

Bluetoothin' by Natasia March 23, 2007

Blues Clues 

Like the show Blues Clues, you search for clues to sum up your overall answer. Blues Clues relationship-wise is when a female or male goes around searching for "clues" and asking others about their significant other cheating on them and flirting with other people and like the show, the clue is often right in their face which is the person doing the cheating and they already knew about it. No one has time to play Blues Clues especially with a dude name Steve

Girl: "Umm excuse me...but has my man been talking to you? He does this all the time with other females and tends to lead them on"
Me: "Girl, ain't no one has time to play Blues Clues with "your man." Him cheating on you is the obvious clue and the answer right in your face.

Blues Clues by Teelee2 March 12, 2017

bluey crack pipe 

A crack pipe with the popular kids show character bluey on a crack pipe

Me and coco are gonna smoke a bluey crack pipe

bluey crack pipe by Chamococonut January 7, 2023

theatrical blueballs 

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

theatrical blueballs by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008

Garrity Blues 

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.

Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

Garrity Blues by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010

Sneeze Blueball 

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

Sneeze Blueball by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011