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Time travel 

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
Time travel by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021
something you should spend on important things instead of wasting it by reading this
You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness

instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition

if you're not gonna go, then so be it

while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this

you ever heard of KFC

its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff

you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever

you know I might've taken up to much space here

but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway

uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-
Time by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

time-ify 

To add time to any sentence.
'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''
time-ify by Timeify January 16, 2021

Time Catfish 

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.
Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.
Time Catfish by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021

Time gnomes 

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings
The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking
Time gnomes by Albedo February 4, 2021

Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.
Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.
Time clock by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021