dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Stretchy Cheese

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

by Jimmythedog December 23, 2020

Sugar Cheese

While it may sound appetizing, be warned sugar cheese is the cum that has dried between the nut sack and thigh of a man who hasn't showered in at least 3 months. You know to the point where he almost has black mold growing in between his legs.

Ew bro that homeless guy has hella sugar cheese.

by KJYEAHITSME November 9, 2020

Cheese

A godly substance that will make many things better.

I ate some cheese with my chips.

by Wingedskelly November 10, 2020

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020