Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.

Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

Jack standing

The act of masturbating while standing up

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer

by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

jack mckee

Jack Mckee is an incorrect way of spelling Jack Mcgee- the famous american television actor

Guy 1: I love Jack Mckee

Guy 2: You mean Jack Mcgee?

by Mr Frogman November 22, 2021

Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it

Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that

by Dreamer of Yah October 4, 2021

Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet

I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.

by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025