get off my tip

Something you say when somebody has been incessantly pressuring you to take a particular action--usually one you don't want to take. Especially applicable for a man, in the case of an undesirable female jocking his shit.

Girl: When are we going to have dinner together?

Guy: Damn, bitch, I told you you're nasty. Get off my tip!

Also

Boss: When are you going to get that report to me? I've asked you for it 3 times.

Employee: Get off my tip, bitch! I told you already, I'll get it to you when it's done!

by werdtreb January 20, 2009

take off the damn jacket

A statement made to ex highschool jocks who still wear their old football jackets and act like they're 17, when they're 22.

He's so highschool
Yah he really needs to take off the damn jacket

by CJNM March 14, 2007

Fat Chick Fish Off

Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.

John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?

Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!

by GOJDCJ October 19, 2010

Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

Shitting; Loafing Down

MOCO was dropping off the Cosby kids in Dallas!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Fell off my bike

Too be so inebriated in minimal party time that when you fall over you say the most random phrase that comes to mind.

"KT what's wrong? Are you Okay?"
"I fell off my bike"
"What???!!!"

by ho-house!!!!! August 29, 2009

off the heezy fo sheezy

off the hook for sure

This party is off the heezy for sheezy!

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006