Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

by Dinnahthieves October 15, 2008

Zombie Wacker

Slang name for shotgun. Term is used to describe the shotguns ease of use. Shotguns are often used in video games and movies to kill zombies.

Zombie Wacker is the term used in movies and video games.

by Victoria Cross May 27, 2007

zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.

yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!

by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011

Zombie Fishing

When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.

"How was your Saturday night?"

"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."

"How was it?"

"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."

by jtorbo420 September 26, 2013

zombie pigmen

Nether-dwelling monster in the game Minecraft that Will not attack until provoked, also angering all other pigmen around the one that was hit. They spawn in the nether and when a normal pig is struck by lightning. They carry Gold Swords and drop Rotten Flesh, Gold Nuggets, and very rarely their sword. They burn in sunlight, but only for a frame, and it doesn't hurt them, as they are not harmed by fire being a nether mob. Though they would be disgusting in real life, baby Zombie Pigmen are adorable as shit. They are also sometimes referred to as Zombie Pigs.

Fart69: Hey, do you know where to find some Zombie Pigmen?

LadyMeow7: Try the nether, noob....

by Wolox9 January 2, 2015

Garage Zombie

A person who militantly hunts down or seeks to find yard sales, garage sales, estate sales, auctions, junk sales, thrift stores, etc.

Our trunk is completely full with junk treasures, we were total garage zombies today!

by theoddsmaker February 27, 2009

Sneaky Zombie

Post monging a corpse from which all four limbs have been amputated, activate your Venus Probe to re-animate the body. Attempt to either decapitate then re-mong the zombie, or seduce it without getting eaten thus increasing the thrill.
After desecration of the corpse, be sure to put it all the way in the fire, for you don't know where that zombie vadge has been.

Barbara: Ben told me my brother was dead, so i pulled a sneaky zombie to prove him wrong.

by NOTLD December 18, 2009