A person who believes that their only belief is the right belief, tries to inform other people and just ends up frustrating everyone.
Joe was sleeping in his bed at 6 am, then someone knocked at the door. Joe opened the door and to his frustration finds that it's another Jehovah's Witness.
by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
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Did you see that Jehovahs Witness run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009
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What does not happen when you paste your full name to UD hoping a kind samaritan won't think you a moron that deserves to have you last name added to the mess.
A user said this has their full name: "Hi my name is Sachin and I did create this and one of my friends must have put it up here but I don't like the example which portrays me to be a cheater. Can it be removed and then I will readd the word with a better example or if you want you can just change the example to: "What a winout, school just ended." Thanks for understanding. Best Regards, Sachin Thakkar"
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The epitome of something that looks so sweet and doe-eyed, while all the meanwhile commiting crimes punishable under law. Winona is one bad-ass chick
The epitome of something that looks so sweet and doe-eyed, while all the meanwhile commiting crimes punishable under law. Winona is one bad-ass chick
Winona Ryder could march into that courtroom modeling the Marc Jacobs spring line, but when i was caught stealing gum i passed out in fear that i would be spending the rest of high school behind bars
by CouRtney June 4, 2004
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by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007
Get the Jehobo Witness mug.A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.
1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.
2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.
3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.
2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.
3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
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They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.
They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.
by SDFojfdo October 27, 2003
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