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Jehovah's Witness

A person who believes that their only belief is the right belief, tries to inform other people and just ends up frustrating everyone.
Joe was sleeping in his bed at 6 am, then someone knocked at the door. Joe opened the door and to his frustration finds that it's another Jehovah's Witness.
by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
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Jehovahs Witness

Did you see that Jehovahs Witness run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009
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winout

What does not happen when you paste your full name to UD hoping a kind samaritan won't think you a moron that deserves to have you last name added to the mess.
A user said this has their full name: "Hi my name is Sachin and I did create this and one of my friends must have put it up here but I don't like the example which portrays me to be a cheater. Can it be removed and then I will readd the word with a better example or if you want you can just change the example to: "What a winout, school just ended." Thanks for understanding. Best Regards, Sachin Thakkar"
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winona ryder

To be a clepto and proud of it!
The epitome of something that looks so sweet and doe-eyed, while all the meanwhile commiting crimes punishable under law. Winona is one bad-ass chick
Winona Ryder could march into that courtroom modeling the Marc Jacobs spring line, but when i was caught stealing gum i passed out in fear that i would be spending the rest of high school behind bars
by CouRtney June 4, 2004
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Jehobo Witness

A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.
The other day a Jehobo Witness approached me. He smelled like gasoline, and Jesus.
by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.

1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.

2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.

3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
Bobby just called... the Jehovah's Witnesses are in the neighboorhood.
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
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Jehovah's Witnesses

People who bang on your door at 6:30 in the morning to pass out various religious pamphlets/magazines in an attempt to recruit you into their "religion."
They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.
Jehovah's Witnesses> Would you like a copy of the Watchtower??
by SDFojfdo October 27, 2003
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