megans egg

megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you

damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd

by s random person July 28, 2019

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018

Malak the egg

Malak is a bad bitch who is intelligent, a girl boss, funny and emo queen but she’s also a big giant goofy ahh egg

Malak the egg is the emo queen girl boss

by Imaprettysimp May 10, 2022

Chocolate egg

Chocolate egg is a sexual reference that can be used across genders and sexual orientation. Male on Male: eating ass and then sucking on his balls. Female to Female: Using a love egg and it comes out with poo. Drag Queen: Tucked it so hard it slipped into the butt (hence the chocolate). Male to female: Fucking her so hard in the pussy, pulling out and her ass is so wide a nut slips in.

I was eating his ass so hard that when I came up after blowing him, I shrieked at the chocolate egg I left him.

by DirtyDog12091 April 28, 2017

Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019