Data Wizard

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.

Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010

cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.

"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".

by Gav Harris December 31, 2009

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard Dinosaur

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.

The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!

by amazingperson29 November 8, 2011

Wizard Supreme

When a man uses his erect penis as a toy wand and casts spells while expelling semen.

"Oh daddy give me a wizard supreme"

"Expecto Patronus!"

by SwisherSwick May 10, 2012

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013