Axis of Weasels

Germany and France. Also see Canada.

by VM January 24, 2003

Ben Weasel

Verb.

To punch a woman in the face. Named for punk rock/ woman-hating icon Ben Foster of the group Screeching Weasel.

Dude, did you see Mark last night? This bitch wouldn't fuck him so he Ben Weaseled her.

This slut at the bar was just asking for a Ben Weasel.

Linda: "My brain hurts from when Greg Ben Weaseled me"

by alex121212 April 19, 2011

Weaner

A wannabe beaner.

Gino, stop wearing that you weaner!

by losphanimales October 21, 2010

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.

" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."

by paul January 19, 2004

weasel socket

A Supple and moist Pussy, Ass or Mouth that throbs for a Stiff Cock

"Cum amd put that hard cock in my Weasel Socket."

by Supple January 12, 2007

Garden Weasel

Whilst giving "pleasure" to a partner in the Wheel Barrel position (partner's legs are lifted in the air, as if you are engaged in a wheel barrel race, and their body is thrust forward into a wall or other hard object)said partner's arms give out resulting in their face being pushed across the floor resembling a Garden Weasel tool.

I have rug burn all over my nose from the nasty Garden Weasel I got last night.

by Nasty D October 19, 2006