thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Double Pussy Warning

Something is double as aesthetic as the regular aesthetic.

Person: Omg this picnic is so Double Pussy Warning!!

by notfinn69 January 23, 2022

STAR PLATNUIM: ZA WARUDO

the line Jotaro (protaginst of part 3) says in part 4 to time stop for 0.5-4 seconds

Jotaro: STAR PLATNUIM: ZA WARUDO *time stops* Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA Jotaro: Toki wa ugokidesu (time has resumed)

by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 5, 2022

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.

An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)

by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022

purasu mainasu kakeru waru

Standard mathematical operations in Japanese

Today at school, our Japanese teacher taught us how to say the basic math operations in Japanese: purasu mainasu kakeru waru. Purasu is addition, mainasu is subtraction, kakeru is multiplication and waru is division.

by bluestinger66 October 29, 2022

The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023