by Mcdlxxi May 3, 2015
Get the Uncle bod mug.1. Not usually the tallest of people; bald headed; generally angry.
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA
by Dicknasty69 August 17, 2016
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When you are blocked from a social media community for being in a racial, cultural, or other category while expressing opinions the category generally disagrees with.
I stated that all you have to do is work hard and get out of poverty in my BLM Facebook group and they gave me an Uncle Tom Ban.
by Diasent December 30, 2021
Get the Uncle tom ban mug.Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
Get the Filthy Uncle Fester mug.A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
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On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
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On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009
Get the Estranged Uncle mug.An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.
Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.
If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.
Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017
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