two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.

Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.

by Chamelion June 28, 2006

Twenty Two

A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.

Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away

by Luciano December 15, 2003

two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.

My roommate usually only lands two-baggers

by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004

two harbors

A small town where everyone smokes pot or drinks themselves to death..

Two harbors a waist land of nothingness

by Angellove69 May 4, 2018

two way

device for communicating with others by using a telecommunications device similar to a walkie talkie

Man this bitch been hittin me on my two way all day, wastin' up my characters.

by bill February 19, 2003

table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009

Two parter

After just finishing excretion realising theres more left and having to go again.

Sorry I took so long in the toilet dude, it was a two parter.

by Green Gangster May 1, 2011