mail snail trail 

After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.

after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "

mail snail trail by Saulsmin March 26, 2008

Ho Chi Minh Trail 

A group of three or more attractive female asian teenagers dressed like sluts in a public place.

Damn dog, you should have gone to the state fair with us, there was a Ho Chi Minh Trail of bitches just looking to party on our dicks.

Ho Chi Minh Trail by vanyort October 21, 2008

appalachian trail mix 

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

appalachian trail mix by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

Turkish Dust Trail 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache

he gave her a turkish dust trail and she never had anal sex again

Turkish Dust Trail by squishy42 November 22, 2010

unhappy trail 

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.

When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.

unhappy trail by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007

Ho Chi Minh Trail 

A landing strip(thin strip of pubic hair right above the vagina) on an Asian woman.

"Damn, look at that bitches Ho Chi Minh Trail!"

"Shit, we're gonna have to slash and burn to get to that pussy"

Ho Chi Minh Trail by Konstanteddie October 19, 2008

Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.

Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.

Male Snail Trail by iPlayInTraffic November 16, 2010