Bonnet Top

This is a insult in the north and basically mean you have a dead trim

You absolute bonnet top

by misterrjosh October 24, 2020

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

top sort

Australian slang meaning an attractive person, or someone worth persuing a relationship with.
Can be used in reference to guys or girls, but more often is used when guys are talking about girls.

One bloke says "So the new girl started working in the office today."
The bloke he's talking to say "Oh yeah? Is she a top sort?"

by El Fuzzo September 21, 2005

you're top

When people say "you're top" they mean you're awesome

You bup your mate a drink, he replies with "you're top mate"

by AlyxTheSuperwholock February 4, 2017

top shot

To make a short video clip of an extraordinary, awesome, absurd or ridiculous moment in time. Based originally on NBA Top Shot.

OMG there is a fly on Mike Pence's head. They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

top gong

1st place trophy or award or medal

Adam got the Top Gong in the race.

by Og Gong March 31, 2017