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reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world
"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"
by innocent_person May 12, 2022
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Reading Between the Texts

Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.
She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.
by Parabeetle March 9, 2025
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A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short
the japanese girl reading this is short
by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022
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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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sophie read

The most amazing person isn’t the entire world, you should praise her, she is amazing, a goddess, marry her!!! If your name starts with a G you are a perfect match!!! She is so pretty, green eyed, dirty blonde hair. Not a hoe at all just an amazing girl
“Hey is that Sophie read ”
“Yeh make sure you marry her when you get the chance”
by Derekkkkkkkkllmateeeee October 20, 2020
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read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
by GG Allin February 2, 2023
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