The Muffin Man
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The Muffin Man by Gates May 4, 2004
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Joe Shit The Rag Man
A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.
(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"
Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
Joe Shit The Rag Man by Renegade888 July 3, 2008
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The Repo Man
A sexual position consisting of the standard "doggy-style" position where the man from behind inserts penis into the vaginal canal. By surprise the man then tazes the female in the back thus clenching the vaginal barrel around the shaft of the penis.
Note: The there will most likely be a transfer of the electrical current into your body via the penile insertion.
Note: The there will most likely be a transfer of the electrical current into your body via the penile insertion.
So...I took this girl out for a nice fish dinner last night and then went back to her place and gave her "The Repo Man" until the batteries were depleted. Now I have a headache. "DamnIt Steven!"
The Repo Man by Donnatucci & Jade Supremacy March 28, 2010
The Naked Man
A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
The Naked Man by WatcherMark November 26, 2018
The Moist Man
a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
The Moist Man by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007
The Resin Man
The Resin Man prints your photo and seals on a birch-wood plaque with a clear epoxy resin. The result is a thick, shiny, smooth plaque that protects and adds substance to any image.
Person 1-Hey that's a sick picture frame how did you do that?
Person 2-It's easy just go to TheResinMan.com upload your photo and The Resin Man will make you a smooth and shiny picture frame in any size you want and he ships it anywhere.
Person 2-It's easy just go to TheResinMan.com upload your photo and The Resin Man will make you a smooth and shiny picture frame in any size you want and he ships it anywhere.
The Resin Man by TheNejatiTouch January 19, 2011