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Heaving Lisa

When a female is nauseated and subsequently vomits because a larger than average penis has bottomed out inside of her vagina.
Noah gave Carly a case of the Heaving Lisas when that big 'ol horse dick of his was tapping her cervix..
by Coinerofnames December 26, 2021
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Lisa

Lisa. A rich girl. All the men want her. She is worth billions, everyone wants her!
I have a Lisa in my life. She teaches me to be a better person, If you have a Lisa in your life, she will make you a better person.
Hey Lisa! You're amazing!
by Allzza August 14, 2021
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Lisa Adams

noun
A name often associated with a breathtakingly attractive and highly intelligent woman who has a knack for leaving people bewildered and slightly exasperated. Known for her perfect bottom, she exudes an angelic facade that belies her mischievous and, at times, delightfully infuriating personality.

Traits:
• Stunningly beautiful with an air of mystery.
• Quick-witted and sharp, often leaving others in her intellectual dust.
• A paradox of heavenly charm and earthly mischief.
• Always a bit of a twat, but somehow in an endearing way.

Synonyms:
Heartbreaker, Enigma, Mischief Queen, Twat

Antonyms:
Wallflower, Bore
“I met this Lisa Adams at the party—she had everyone captivated with her charm and sass but left me questioning my life choices by the end of the night.”

“She looks like an angel, but trust me, she’s a Lisa Adams – brace yourself!”

“Don’t you pull a Lisa Adams on me!”

“Lisa Adams may be the only person who can create chaos and fix it at the same time, which is probably why she’s such a key part of the LLAS.”
by LLAS2021 November 25, 2024
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Pulling a lisa

The act of you or someone you know spilling something on your phone. Either by accident or on purpose, the events leading up to it are usually quite interesting.
Me: *drops phone in trash can which then gets covered in ketchup"
Bystander: dude, stop pulling a lisa!
by r06613r0073n February 3, 2017
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Lisa

“You should be more of a Lisa”
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Lisaed

When a girl acts like she loves you until she finds someone/ anyone else
He thought he had a good woman but in the end he got lisaed
by BrianP-185h-org May 4, 2024
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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