Kent State

A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.

High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.

by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013

arizona state university

The best school in the State of Arizona. Pre-gaming for the Pre-game, Pool parties, a mere 4 hours from Mexico, 6 hours from LA, and 5 from Vegas. Hottest guys, most beautiful girls, and the crazuest place to goto school!

Arizona State University: Our thursday night is your spring break.

by youknow12345 September 10, 2005

united states

America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom.

America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom. The United States owns.

by King Homo Erectus May 29, 2010

stated

to be established/known for something.

My shit's stated son

by nicole April 13, 2005

Bend her over and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 8, 2012

stafeen

Noun, verb, adjective
Or stafoon originating from the name Stafania Tory created in the streets of alameda ca. by a group of kids: Robbie, Sean, Luca, Erik, Dame, Elliot, Derek, and a few others.

Stafoon >stuh-fôôn<
Stafeen >stuh-fçn< Stafeening >stuh-fçn-&#301;ng<

1:noun- stafeen/stafoon-weed, marijuana.
2:verb 1-stafeen/stafoon/stafeening-to smoke reefer or smoking the reefer.
3:verb 2-stafeened-to be high from marijuana.
4:adjective-stafeen life- stafeen>describing>life or the way one lives->to live life in a way that can be explained only by living it or by asking the creators.

1:Lets get some stafeen.
2:Lets go stafeen.
3:Are you feeling stafeened yet?
4:Hes not down with the stafeen life.

stafeen life.....

by seannonnon February 7, 2008

state pussy

A term in prison for a homosexual's asshole.

Dawg, the only pussy you're gonna get where you're going is state pussy.

by Iam Gawd December 3, 2007