Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier

Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

url squirrel

Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.

With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.

by creative commander February 20, 2011

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

by IIT41II November 4, 2021

squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018