Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019

shlurpderp

A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects

Uhhh my child is being a shlurpderp again uhhh I hate my child

by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

shlurpey

shlurpey is a famous tiktoker with over 1000 followers! She’s makes awesome videos and gets loads of likes nearing to 10k sometimes! Shlurpey aka iris is very funny and a super hottie.

OMH SHLURPEY IS SO FUNNY!

You mean Iris, oh yeah i love her and her videos sm!

by shlurpey December 5, 2021

Gurgle Slurp

What happens as Quinn happely supports

If you gurgle slurp, I'll support.

by smallfry123334 November 22, 2011

Rum Slur Syndrome

A neurological disease that causes the sufferer to experience a wide variety of symptoms, similar to a very mild form of asperger's or social anxiety.

Symptoms include but are not limited to-
- Slurred speech
- Inability to finish thoughts or sentences
- Moodyness
- An uncontrollable guilty conscience
- Inability to pick up on other social queues

-Obsessive personality
Sufferers also exhibit physical symptoms
-Clumsyness
-Being easily injured
-Minor hearing or visual abnormalities
Symptoms simulate that of being constantly buzzed, or a little drunk, hence the name

Friend #1: Dude, whats wrong with (name)
Friend #2: Idk, he's been acting kind of weird lately
Friend #1:Do you think he's got rum slur syndrome?
Friend #2: Not sure, but it's kinda pissing me off.

by Ayrian Nazi Nigga January 16, 2015

compound slur

The ability to offend two groups in one go

"You people" is a compound slur.

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020

Slurp

A hot, or good looking slut. They have really good looking features as far as the face and body, but they sleep around... alot.

GUY 1: Damn she is fine as fuck!

GUY 2: Woah be careful dude that chick may look ight, but she is definetly a SLURP! I heard she gave five blow jobs last night to the football team!

GUY 1: Shit i almost got fooled by a slurp!

by PerfectEggRD, TronAH December 17, 2008