sploogocity

large amount of ejaculation after not having sex for atleast two weeks or more

it had been so long between sexual encounters my sploogocity was too much for her to handle

by dohn jeere December 18, 2010

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

Splooshy

1. Used to describe a bag of sploosh

2. Wutever else u want it 2 mean! :p

1.

That kid always acts so splooshy!

2.

Ty: I think I just saw a raccoon nom a squirrel! o_O

Gino: Dude, that's splooshy! You high again?

by MugShootr June 29, 2011

Sploogeburn

a stinging, fiery expulsion of semen caused primarily by an unhealthy diet consisting of peanut butter, hotsauce, jack daniels, 5-day old Mexican food left in the fridge, and listening to Kanye West. Symptoms include painful, fiery secretions, burning sensations in the genital region, and total scrotal implosion.

That slut from the busstop gave me relentless sloogeburn

Hey Kanye, stop making music so I can actually enjoy life for once. It's hard to carry on with this immense case of sploogeburn.

by sidexwalk September 4, 2012

sploorsh

A word that people probably haven't heard of. Used by bored pre-teens who say it during awkward silences and the word normally starts a conversation. Pronounced spl-or-sh

'Your tacky and i hate you.'

'yeah well, your ugly'

'nah mate, im reem'

'uhm'

'erm'

'SPLOORSH'

'So did you watch that tv show last night'

'what one'

~CONVERSATION~

by MissSheeran May 23, 2012

Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

splooge-factory

A business establishment that provides happy endings under the table.

Have you been to that new Chinese foot massage place? I heard it's a total splooge-factory.

by Sony Ton June 12, 2013