Jack Speed

Hunky ass man who is 6’1 and buff af but still hasn’t kissed a girl (which is honestly surprising). He usually looks 5 years older than he is, and it is concerning how fast he hit puberty . An idiot, hunk, and all around train wreck is just a few ways to describe a Jack Speed.

Is that Jack Speed over there? He looks like he is 35 and has a full time job with 3 kids and a hot wife.

by imonderrise November 8, 2019

3 speed

usually refered to an animal with 3 legs, most usually a dog with only 3 legs

Look at that dog. He's a 3 speed!

by abrown April 23, 2007

speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

Speed Fudging

Much like speed dating, only for promiscuous homosexual fellas that like life in the fast lane.

Oooh, check out me new Y-Backs i've just bought for when I go out speed fudging tonight, easy access and stylish too!

by Dickie Brooks October 3, 2007

speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009