Smelick

A term used in a pejorative way towards males who may be referred to as having a smelly dick. The male referred has an unpleasant fragrance to their genital area, and holds no respect for themselves.

"You're a fucking Smelick Robert, everywhere we go you leave a stench of sweaty uncleansed testicles, do you hold no respect for yourself?"

"I swear everytime I come across yo Smelick ass, you smell worse, and worse."

by costalovesosa March 15, 2024

Shelting

squeezing the tip of your dick so hard it bleeds

I was shelting so hard last night, i bled a river!

by gartttt March 27, 2024

Seltz

When you have sex with a pregnant lady as you're giving birth so you can feel the kid.

Excuse me doc, can you step to the side so I can seltz? I'm really horny

by goatedsean March 31, 2024

Smelching

When you’re having intercourse and your partner sits on your face, suffocating you and killing you in the process.

When the police questioned the murderer, she plead that she was only Smelching and they let her off with a warning.

by SmelchingKing April 8, 2024

Skelt

To viciously butt fuck a man with no lube and make him bite the curb

Bro remember when I skelted Justin

by skeetersalksam April 18, 2024

Smeeton FM

Pirate garage radio station hosted by MC B8_spilz and DJ iDle M3rCy playing UK garage, jungle, Old Skool Drum n Bass, and classic gabber mixes

I tuned in to Smeeton FM last thursday and now my 16 year old son has to stay in supported living under constant observation for the saftey of him and those around him

by echo419monty69 July 19, 2024

Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024