Skelt

1.A skirt that is so short that it is more like a belt than a skirt.
2.Skelting. To do with the usage of skelts, and clothing that is revealing and skanky.

1.Did you see that skelt that girl was wearing? What a whore!
2.Dude, she's totally skelting it today, look at that outfit.

by Chucky Cheese November 14, 2005

skelt

a degenerate, a loser, often times found in dirty grimy clothes, not well groomed, ratty hair and a general unkept appearance,often times involved in illeagle activities and many times drug
related; all crystal-meth users are skelts.

Look at the degenerate skelt over there smoking crack and listening to Nine Inch Nails.

by Rachel Sleeter July 4, 2005

skelt

an irish wanna be film critic who loves the cock

by bobby-joe May 25, 2003

Skelt

This is when one cannot distinguish wether a girl is wearing a skirt or a belt. The skelt is the current fashion in girls.

damn, is sarah wearing a skirt or a belt???? i cant tell its so short! oh, dont worry, she's wearing a skelt!

by Greg Dark June 17, 2007

Skelt

To viciously butt fuck a man with no lube and make him bite the curb

Bro remember when I skelted Justin

by skeetersalksam April 18, 2024

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

Bartle Skeet

Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.

Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!

by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017