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Smash my face 

a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
Smash my face by Ryan August 12, 2004

smash n grab 

When describing the quality of a piece of work, smash-and-grab means
unoriginal, poor and inconsistent.
Her latest book, "The Caged Virgin", is a (smash n grab) aggregation of inconsistencies, platitudes and poor scholarship.
smash n grab by Diab August 14, 2006

Smash Mouth 

A Smash Mouth is a term to represent a physically thick white male who wears a chinstrap beard, over gelled, spiked up hair, and attempts to dress trendy, and most likely thinks he can sing.

AKA Resembles the lead singer of the band Smash Mouth.

He MAY claim to work out on the regular, however after hitting the gym, he also hits up Hooters with his pals and pounds a few back and eats some ribs to make up for the pounds he sweat off at the gym.

You all know this typical guy as "that douchebag"
Girl 1: Oh hey! Did you see the new muscular well dressed guy who has cute facial hair and likes to sing?!?!?

Girl 2: No wayyy who is he? I wanna meet him!

Guy 1: He's a total Smash Mouth.. and he has a chode. (See "chode" for definition)
Smash Mouth by XSAOCIDEX May 10, 2009

Smash My Crash Bash 

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.
Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!
Smash My Crash Bash by Westy Testy October 17, 2005

smash hole 

When you get really angry at someone and kick them really hard in the ass.
"Ferra i swear if you dont cut that shit out im gonna kick your asshole and make a smash hole."
smash hole by scarlett123 November 27, 2007

Smash Bros Super Show

The Smash Bros Super show is a Cosplay show that has all your favorite Nintendo characters from now, and from the future in it! The Super Live Action Hyper Extreme Smash Bros 3000 Super show was put on by 3KB Productions (aka 3000 Brigade). It is written and directed by Erin Hurst. The show is a Main Event at Florida Supercon, and the first 4 installments can be seen on youtube under the title "Super Smash Bros 3000" by account "madhatterjr".
Smash Bros Super Show

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