skeetlaof

the definition of skeetloaf is orlando. he goes to wilcox and he has a big butt..

orlando valentin is a skeetlaof..

by kate mcdougal May 21, 2008

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skeetmaster

A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.

Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?

Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.

Male 1: Oh that makes sense.

by Tits_McGee_ July 21, 2009

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Skeet Train

A dirty ho that goes back and forth from place to place hauling the cum from its previous stops along the way

*sees Crystal arrive at man's house for sex as predicted by a friend* Wow you called it, that Crystal is a regular skeet train!"

by doesitlooklikeigiveafuck November 7, 2009

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(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

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SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011

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Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011

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skeet drain

Someone who has been jizzed on many times. They usually slurp the baby batter down, and also thoroughly enjoy it for the most part!

"Dude, what you know bout that girl over there? You think I can hit that tonight?!"

"Mannnnn.... You mean girl over there in the blue dress?! Hell ya you can hit that tonight! She a skeet drain!!! She's down to guzzle down anybody!!! If you can't pull that you got some serious problems! Lol"

by KBizzle212121 January 25, 2017

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