Sick as a dog

Term for being incredably under the weather. Often used when trying to get out of something such as work or school.

The term came to be because dogs are notoriously constantly ill.
see sarcasm

Fred: I can't come in to work today, I'm sick as a dog.
Jane: Too bad... have a nice trip to the beach!

by Dame ZNEK January 5, 2009

The Sick-bag

The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.

Oh dude, I got blitzed at theta chi last night and totally gave that bitch the sick-bag!

by Chuggo May 16, 2009

sickatating

An object or action that has the power to make you physically ill.

"The smell of that fresh dog crap is sickatating."

by Danielle September 17, 2003

Shickza

Derogatory term for a none-Jewish woman.

Dude 1: "What's a Shickza Goddess?"

Dude 2: "Probably most girls you know."

by TomTucker2001 May 18, 2009

bum sick

being in a situation when you have diarrhea.

do you want to come down the pub or are you still being bum sick?

by P1eter July 19, 2007

caden's dick

Very small

That's a Caden's dick tiny

by Jfguccgg April 19, 2017

Nathan’s dick

Really really smalll

Nathan’s dick is really small

by I touch children February 18, 2019