Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

Scooter Brown

Slang term for dope (ice, crack, weed) smoking pipe.

Hey man, will you stop at the store and grab me a scooter brown?

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

scooterhoe

someone who‘s in a twitter gc called „scooterhoes“. they stan tom hardy and send cursed images @ 3am. sometimes angry middle aged soccer moms want to fight them but together they’re strong and defeat them.

susan: i just saw a bunch of kiddos scooting down the street omg
karen: omg that must’ve been the scooterhoes, they‘re so powerful!!

by bobduncan420 March 4, 2019

Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top

Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her

by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019

scooterland

a made up land where the scootish people live

let's go to scooterland !

by bebbermint July 14, 2019

Scooter

A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was

This guy I work with is definitely a scooter

by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019