Scarecrow

A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .

Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .

That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .

by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

sacred hoes

A sacred heart girl who attemptsat getting every and any boy they see

Boy#1: Yo, wanna go to the sacred heart dance

Boy#2: Nah man, she tried getting with me and my homies

Boy#3: Yeah I wouldn’t fuck with the sacred hoes

Boy#1: alright then

by Cousin it 1380 October 23, 2019

sacredemi

goddess, beautiful, talented, one of a kind <3

sacredemi is amazing

by sacredemi May 6, 2021

FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.

I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.

by JAD1965 November 14, 2009

Convent Of The Sacred Heart

This is one of the most expensive Elementary schools in San Francisco. Whatever the girls say about them being misunderstood is always fake, these girls wouldn't fit in at any regular school because they wouldn't know how to live in a where there are people without money. These girls are also known as the whores on the hill. This is because these girls have enough money to make all of san francisco their own personal playground. You'll never find a convent girl in GOD FORBID non designer cloths, but why shouldn't they be they have the money. They throw big elaborate parties that are not needed at all. Although people put down this school, these girls get into amazing high schools. his just makes the convent girls feel perfect, like they have looks, money, and brains. If you are not tough do not go to this school. GIRLS GET BITCHY they call you names they say your fat, and ur never good enough to be next to the queen bee. if you think that gossip girl is bad, you haven't met a convent girl. These girls will do what they need to to get what they want, they will use you, BUT CONVENT GIRLS WILL ALWAYS END UP ON TOP

OMG did you see what that convent of the sacred heart girls were wearing, if i had that money i'd be looken like her.

by hamlin_burkesforev169 July 1, 2009

Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008