danger Stroke 

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think

danger Stroke by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

Static Stroke 

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

Static Stroke by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other

Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?

Lamp Stroke by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

joy stroke 

To have an orgasm.

Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.

joy stroke by frozenman57 May 28, 2024

joy stroke 

to have an stroke caused by an orgasm. this term was used in abbott elementary.

partner one: “fuck that was awesom-, are you.. okay.. oh shit she’s having a joy stroke.”

joy stroke by sowzers July 16, 2024

Danger-stroke 

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

Danger-stroke by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.

“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"

Hulk Stroke by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024