Rule 142 

Rule 142 - If a man does ANYTHING to make you uncomfy you have full right to cut off his d!ck, and turn it into an earring.

Boy - *Cat calls some random girl*
Girl - "Haha. You fool. You have forgotten about Rule 142.

Rule 142 by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 57 

If you have a large nose, it will be flicked or touched.

Sam: Rule 57
(Flicks nose)
Andy: Shit.

Rule 57 by Csquare October 30, 2010

Rule 95 

rule 95 of the internet: when talking, chatting online, or writing in a forum, rule 95 must be told to someone who is being quote: "a total dick". Otherwise known as another version of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Anon 1: "dude did you see last night's family guy?"

Anon 2: "I can't believe you watch that show, you're a fucking loser nerd"

Anon 1: "Rule 95 douchebag"

Rule 95 by some random dude with a gun July 9, 2011

Rule Britannia 

Rule Britannia! Britannia Rules the waves! Britons never never never will be slaves!

“I’m so glad we are leaving the EU Rule Britannia!”

Rule Britannia by T34main October 11, 2019

Rule -0 

You cannot make up a Negative rule to counteract the meaning of it's absolute value.

Jimbob: I made a rule -1 so now I can talk about fight club.

Bobjoe: Rule -0.

Rule -0 by Tzaro January 8, 2010

Rule 19

A rule created in 1903 by Merrick Gjertson stating that there can only be one girl per internet.

Rule 19, one girl per internet.

Rule 19 by Neb Good May 15, 2007

Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.

He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.

Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010