Team Riley

When one is sick and tired of the drama involving Team Jacob and/or Team Edward, and just decides to join Team Riley instead, in search of the next hottest guy in the Twilight series.

Ashley: i'm on team edward.
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!

*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez

by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

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jack rowley

Sexy mother fucker, massive cock, best sex you’ll ever have! Also a decent guy.

Jack rowley is best used in my tight ass fanny

by Fannylicker2000hitmeupforsex April 23, 2018

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Alyix Riley

Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)

#ALYIX RILEY: let me be the next awsten knight smh

by xoalyix November 11, 2020

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Hyper_Riley

a man online with huge massive testicles and eats bricks for breakfast his nuts are prolly the size of your head and yet he loves you at the same time no homo tho

"yo have you seen Hyper_Riley" "oh the dude with massive nuts yeah"

by hugeman42069 May 13, 2022

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A ugly ass motherfucker that is weak as fuck and his nose is the shape of a fat penis. Not even one girl isn’t attractive to him because of his dick nose that grows and grows all the way to his forehead. He is an asshole and he does not give a fuck about your feelings

Wow look at Riley
Riley has a small dick!!!

by # The slick Asian man June 7, 2018

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Pull A Riley

To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.

"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"

by thatoneguyyouknowbutdonttalkto November 21, 2019

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