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Pulling for Chuck

Term for old people masturbating; usually accompanied by viagra, ensure lubricant and chuck berry guitar riffs.
I went to visit my grandparents at Christmas and I walked in on my grandpa pulling for chuck, while my grandma watched. I can never listen to Roll Over Beethoven ever again.
by Drunken Irish Bastard January 14, 2011
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Pulling a skelly

Pulling a skelly is quite a complex occurence. Using words that no one could possibly understand, speaking in Old English, Latin, or another foreign language for no better reason than to show off, writing obscene amounts of poetry, and having a music library as old as the dinosaurs are all potential candidates for pulling a skelly.

You've probably heard many people pulling a skelly. It takes a combination of ego, intelligence, and pretentiousness to correctly execute. Has anyone ever said something and it either made you:
A) become confused as to what was said because you couldn't understand any of the terms
B) become enraged due to the amount of "I'm-better-than-you" sentiment in the statement
or
C) wish you could jump in front of the nearest moving vehicle to escape the annoying, droning voice?

Well, then you've heard someone pull a skelly. Anyone is capable of pulling a skelly at some point; though the most likely people to pull a skelly on a regular basis are your really academic friends, who live in their own little world and don't pay attention to anyone else on a regular basis.
Dude1: I don’t like any band post-1980. They’re crap.
Dude2: Most bands pre-1980 are crap. You just pulled a skelly.

Dude1: Hey man, I just saw your call. Sorry that my phone was on silent.
Dude2: Damn it dude, we needed to get ahold of you. You pulled a skelly.

Pretends to be the professor until the professor actually arrives... and then proceeds to defeat the professor's every point, whether they are right or not, is pulling a skelly.

Dude1: You milk-livered recalcitrant, why hast thou proffered my PC machine thou stunning cutpurse?
Dude2: Dude, what the hell did you just say? I only understood PC machine. Stop pulling a skelly.

Using overly flashy and pretentious motions when pretending to smoke. We get it dude, you think you're cool. Enjoy lung cancer, and pulling a skelly.

Girl1: Hey guys, I just heard this guy talking, and I was all like 'what the hell is he saying... it sounds like English but I don't understand it.'
Dude1: Haha, that sounds like someone was pulling a skelly. Good thing you got away. It could have lasted awhile.

Girl1: So this guy in my class was talking about all these bands, and I hadn't heard of a single one of them. Then he said his music library was like the most epic thing ever.
Dude1: Yeah, that guy totally pulled a skelly on you.

Dude1: Video games today are just so boring and pointless. I'll stick with Tetris and Atari games.
Dude2: I think you just listed two of the most pointless games ever created. Nice skelly you just pulled.
by Anti-Buzzkill Laws January 10, 2011
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Pulling a Charlie

Leaving the xbox live party without notifying anyone and returning 10 or more minutes later
John: Yeah that was a hilarious movie

Charlie: yeah it was haha

John: did you see the sequel?

John: Charlie......

10 minutes later

Charlie: John, I'm back, I was making sum hot pockets

John: god dammit Charlie, you just love pulling a Charlie dont you
by jaaaaan69 October 22, 2010
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Pulling a slant

1. Getting so angry that you completely shut yourself off from all outside communication. 2. Getting so mad, you delete/ban all of your friends involved from the internets.
I was trying to argue logic with Jacob, but in the end, he just ended up pulling a slant.
by Topsy Kritt November 16, 2010
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pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter
"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"
by Baker146 January 13, 2011
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Pullich

To be kickass at games, especially the Call of Duty series. Humble and not easily satisfied, even when K/D ratio is above 1,00
Dayumn look at that Pullich, he's got his attack dogs for the second time this game!

That Pullich is insane, he goes 15-2 in S&D and isn't satisfied.
by OnlyUseMePenis May 12, 2011
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Pulling a Phil

The act of turn left from a right hand lane while honking your horn, waving your hands in the air and yelling crazily at the car in the left lane
This shitty insurance salesman in a Buick was pulling a Phil next to us at the stop sign in BFE Ohio, so we followed him for a while and kept honking our horn to piss him off.
by BigTman November 4, 2012
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