nigga, please

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam October 8, 2007

pleasantly toasted

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.

By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.

by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006

Please waiting

What you are doing while your computer, television, or smart phone is loading.

Friend: Have you got the ap downloaded yet?

Me: No, I'm please waiting, just another 147 seconds.

by Atticus Jones March 6, 2016

Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 January 5, 2017

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

by afdgh11 August 23, 2018