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panenjesusism

Panenjesusism: lit., all-in-Jesus-ism < Greek pan (all) + Greek en (in) + Jesus + -ism.
Panenjesusism specifically declares all creation is within Jesus whom is called "Lord and God" (John 20:26-28).
Compare with Panentheism.
Christian Panentheists who believe that, as the Apostle Thomas stated, Jesus of Nazareth is "My Lord and my God" (John 20:26-28) might consider identifying with Panenjesusism.
by Krill Mernshen February 27, 2021
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Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
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Palen

A family name or last name that a person could have.
Person 1: "Oh look over there"
Person 2: "Why?
Person 1: "its Jacob Palen"
by Bruh_Moment45736 May 7, 2021
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Parench

N. A seating area at a park
Go sit at the parench.
by Blue Eyed Boatgirl May 10, 2021
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
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padenis

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically
Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...
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parente

mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly
ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now
by eyoooooo June 17, 2021
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