National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as you send it befor midnight they HAVE TO send a video of them doing a pantie peel when they see the text. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as you send it befor midnight they HAVE TO send a video of them doing a pantie peel when they see the text. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ノ happy mineta monday!
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
Person 2:What's mineta day?!?
Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
by Dream Jackson January 17, 2022

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

Turning that Monday frown upside down by sharing pics and gifs of the goddess Margot Robbie on social media.
by Starfire Lounge September 27, 2021

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
