Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Mirabei

a girl that has no friends and on the regular smokes WEED
she is a stoner

"Mir-Rah-Bee"
Ew its Mirabei

by Fonze12345678910 March 6, 2019

Miracle

A tall giant bitch. She is also the human sprinkler and will spit water at you. She is married to Savannah Rodriguez. She will and can kill you. She likes to hit people and make fun of "willy boi". She has chipmunk teeth but will not admit it. She is very narcissistic. She will say she's fat and be proud of it. She is scared of dicks as well but is NOT gay. Overall, just a weird person.

random person: Who's that giant?
Me: It's Miracle.

by youknowwhoiamchannelview March 14, 2019

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

Miracle

A mean insensitive bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else. But sometimes she loves boys who are the opposite of her. She has amazing brains but she used them on something else. She is pretty and has no more flaws than 2.

HI:Miracle Sup
Can you lift 10 lbs

Yeah even 20

by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019

Mirabai

Mirabai is an amazing friend and always knows how to make you happy when you are not. Her amusing personality and acts of kindness will leave you amazed. Nobody can live a full life without a Mirabai. She is beautiful, even if she doesn't realize it. Even when her life is tough, she will check up on you and love you to pieces. Mirabai is just that kind of girl. Of course, Mirabai can be a little controlling and self-centered sometimes, but we all have our flaws, and she is worth it.
Mirabai is always going to be there for you, no matter what stupid fights you get into.
:)

Slushie: Hey I made a new friend today! She's literally so nice I cannot deal with it
Milk: Oh my gosh, what's her name?
Slushie: Mirabai!

by Skye is Blue May 23, 2019