Mars 28

This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo

“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”

“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”

by lilalien October 25, 2019

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Mar

Shy Funny kind sassy her birthday is on may 12

Likes to go out she she like language arts like being with her friends

Hey mar whatcha u doing

by Hfkxyiyditdry October 29, 2019

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Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

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Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

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