faux mullet

A hair style that combines both the faux hawk and a mullet.

Bill is such a douche. You can tell by the faux mullet that he has.

by Jojotdfb October 11, 2007

mullet

Common hair follical arrangement in that of shortened trimmed hair in the front and long and loose in the back. Commonly worn by beings with no more than 2 teeth and no less that 12 brothers and sisters. Common food for these creatures is HogWallops, Feline Fettucini and Redman Full Leaf Chewing Tobacky.

"Hey... to hell with all you... Camaro's are cool."

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Marlette Monster

The act of leaving a huge dump in a public restroom for all to see. Toilet paper is disposed of elsewhere so as not to cover up the monster

After riding my motorcycle all day I unleashed a Marlette monster at the Speedway

by Henry Moore August 24, 2007

Millet

Millet ("mill-it") is a grain grown in mostly Asia and used as the bulk of birdseed for wild birds. Because of its useful weight and shape, it is commonly used as filler for beanbags for juggling, as well as for punching bags and other sewn oddities. It's also surprisingly difficult to find by itself.

I finally found a place to buy plain millet for my beanbags. There's this place called Old Bob's on the west side that has it. Unfortunately, you have to buy a 50 pound bag...

by quamaretto January 6, 2010

mullet

All business in the front, and a party in the back

"Hundreds of 3 year old girls were raped by large men in tank tops with mullets."

by Goast February 23, 2003

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

mullet over

When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.

You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Let me mullet over and I'll let you know.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011