Lagged

A word describing the action of having been dobbed in by someone.

See that kunt over there? He lagged on me for stealing that pizza.

by Mark Walker October 22, 2007

Larden

Tough guy who never forgets who fucked him up - dangerous mother-fucker.

Larden kicked the shit out of the cunt.

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

lagger

Someone who plays video games online with less than desireable hardware and/or internet connection. Some common results of having a lagger in your game:
-the entire game slows down or pauses for everyone
-you cannot compete fairly against the lagger because their character, or characters seem to skip around the game, seemingly defying the laws of physics
-if you are the lagger, you will often times unknowingly be defeated due to the fact that you cannot accurately control your actions in the game

That fucking lagger dropped so we got pwned at Dota.

by Lustmord February 27, 2005

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

larceny

A serious lawful offence, involving theft.

Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny.

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 11, 2006

larger than life

Something's that - as the title says - larger than life itself or bigger/greater/better/sexier/harder/stronger than standard.

The song McFearless by Kings Of Leon with its powerful, larger than life sound and distorted bass has drawn comparisons to U2.

by ZantaClawz December 16, 2008