bores the knickers off me

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits

Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

Knackered

Drunk

I was knackered after drinking wine.

by R&Co October 19, 2018

Rat Kicker

After mounting the rodent the offender drives his ankles into the side of the rat. Henceforth the offender is known as a "rat kicker".

Yo Mofo, I be a mean ass rat kickin son of a bitch!

by Simon Stewart September 30, 2003

cod knocker

a guy who constantly grabs and adjust his privates

man, that dude at the bar is constantly playing with his junk, he's such a cod knocker.

by redneckpirate September 20, 2009

kicker

Redneck/Truck Driver slang for an illegal linear power amplifier for use on the US Citizens Radio Band (CB).

I'm starting to lose you driver." "Yeah hold on let me warm up the kicker.

by liltechdude April 29, 2011

fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008

hob-knocker

something gross and illegal.

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"

by most epic person February 7, 2009